Monday, December 14, 2009

OpenOffice mouse


If you feel that your life isn’t complicated enough and need something to spice it up, why not check out the OpenOffice mouse.

This strange contraption is designed to optimize your word/data processing and is to be used together with OpenOffice, the free alternative to Microsoft’s pricey office suite.

The OOMouse claims to be the first multi-button office application mouse and features 18 programmable mouse buttons, besides a long list of other features.

The mouse supports pre-defined and customizable profiles for everything from World of Warcraft to Adobe Photoshop.

There must be a steep learning curve involved here, but you’re sure to be more productive than ever once you’ve overcome it.

Formula 1 bread car

Some head chef at Singapore’s Royal Plaza on Scotts hotel had the bright idea of building a life-sized Formula 1 car entirely out of bread.

Made out of 1000 loaves and 22 different varieties of bread, the result is quite astounding and is bound to make an excellent addition to the witch’s candy house in the forest.

Yes, even the tires are made out of bread with a coloring added to them.

Now you can have your car and eat it too. Just try not to drive the car in water. Rats are another problem so keep a few cats with you, whenever you’re on the circuit.

Chocolate pencils

No longer must you be afraid of your children chewing on pencils. These special pencils are made of chocolate and are deeeeeeelicious.

Write love letters that can be eaten (or licked, if paper doesn’t suit your tastebuds).

Worry no more about pencil shavings creating a mess. Actually, the shavings are the best part of this deal which you can sprinkle on your favorite drink or dessert.

They even come in varying degrees of darkness, just like lead/graphite pencils. Too bad they’ll create quite a mess in summer.

Chocolate grenade


Here’s one grenade that’ll you can actually look forward to exploding. It’s made entirely out of Belgian Milk chocolate and well worth the explosion it’ll cause.

A grenade this size should be enough for a few people so make sure to use it at your next party.

Even after the chocolate has turned into shrapnel and disappeared inside the bellies of your friends, you still have a magnificent box left over

Crazy USB prank

Tired of all the usual pranks you can play with someone’s PC? Here’s a simple USB stick that you can plugin and drive your friends crazy with.

This USB device can be discreetly plugged into the victim’s PC and will activate after a customizable delay.

It will then randomly switch the Caps lock, add fake key-presses and move the mouse around.

Bet by the time it’s discovered, the device would have driven the victim crazy and you’ll be on a permanent hitlist.

Just don’t use it on someone with a sensitive job description (like a webmaster or the bank teller). Or at least turn off the mouse and keyboard tweaks.

Can’t be responsible for bringing down a plane or an important website like

Chocolate keyboard

At least now that this chocolate keyboard is available, you need not be worried about bits of food falling in between the keys. You can simply pick them up on your next biting run.

I wonder how long it’ll take for one person to eat the whole thing. Does it come in Dvorak or Azerty layouts? Can I plug it into the USB?

Funny chat


Be very careful while criticizing people online. They may just turn out to be a lot smarter than you and eat you for dinner. Like what happens here.

It’s making fun of racist and ignorant people. Wonder if that’s immoral in any way.

Enjoy the conversation.

Chocolate soap

Feeling dirty and hungry, all at the same time? Say no more. The Chocolate Soap is the answer to your prayers and is now available from CultureApparel.

With this beautiful gift, you can feel clean and fresh, while at the same time, take care of that chocolate craving.

Made from cocoa butter, milk chocolate and a number of other colorful ingredients, this moisturizing soap will leave your skin feeling soft and fresh.

One has to wonder if it is edible. Would be so convenient and fulfilling to eat this in the shower.

Couple all that with chocolate’s aphrodisiac properties and you’re all set for a an excellent evening

Strange bridge in the Netherlands


This drawbridge has a strange, but elegant way of raising or lowering the walkway.

Probably won’t work with larger bridges.

Plastic bottle decanter

We humans are always looking for ways to make life easier, but there’s definitely something wrong when we need help pouring water from a plastic bottle.

This decanter transforms your average disposable water bottle into an easier to use jug. Just unscrew the cap and stick this thing on top.

A pretty useless tool from our point of view, but could be useful for people with twist inability syndrome of the wrist.

Chain mail shirt

If you’re worried about what to wear the next time the Mongolians invade us, try this chain mail shirt on for size.

Available in different versions, including one made of riveted rings and a half-sleeve shirt.

Those behind Thinkgeek can really come up with some crazy and cool stuff.

Flexio solar radio

Flexio is a sleek and unusual FM radio that is powered by light. One of its sides acts as a solar cell while the other is the speaker.

Should come in very handy on long trips where power may be hard to come by. The only downside is that it plays a single, pre-defined FM channel.

Didn’t think that adjustable radio frequency was much of an overhead, but the designers must have had a reason for making it this way.

Spiked shoes


Besides looking trendy, this shoe design is the ultimate weapon in self-defense/offense for women, especially those with vicious tendencies towards men.

Though the spikes on the tips of these shoes look quite menacing, they probably aren’t very useful in actual combat. For that, you’re better off learning karate or carrying mace.

However, wear these shoes and they’re likely to act as a deterrence to those unwanted advances by geeky guys.

What would make these even more useful is if the spikes appeared only when required. Maybe controlled wirelessly through your earring.

A friend of mine once had a shoulder bag with some pretty scary spikes coming out of it. It was only on close inspection that their rubbery truth became apparent.

Chocolate scented candle

Ever thought about enjoying the flavor of chocolate without actually tasting it? How about a candle that looks like chocolate and emits a delicious scent when lit?

And we’re not talking about just any chocolate. This is chocolate truffle flavor that comes in a beautiful chocolate box.

For the perfect evening, light a few of these next to your chocolate jacuzzi and don’t forget your chocolate soap.

Colorless Coke can


Here is a colorless can of Coke that is meant to help the environment by reducing the materials and energy required to produce and recycle a typical painted can.

The can has the Coca Cola insignia embossed on the aluminum instead of painted on and looks pretty neat.

However, if this will really help the environment, or even be feasible (what about all that mandatory info they’re required to put on the can?), is debatable.
Some say that this type of can requires more energy to produce and that the paint currently used is already quite friendly to the environment. Even while recycling, the paint simply burns off and doesn’t require special treatment.

Whatever the case, we just think that the colorless can is cool and would love to see it in the market.

Transparent Volkswagon

Here is a unique design for a car’s outer skin. A mesh that appears almost transparent and gives a cool look to this Volkswagon.

The advantages are quite apparent. It must be extremely light and cost a lot less. There’s little cooling required and it’s much easier to trace any problems with the engine or transmission.

Just avoid driving it in cold places since there isn’t any heating. And high speed crashes will hardly leave anything intact.

And remember, it’s transparent, NOT invisible. So try not to pull a Bond and think you can blend into the ice. You’ll be spotted from a mile away and will likely have your extremities fall off after freezing.

Chocolate couch

We’ve explored lots of novel ways that chocolate has been used, but nothing like this. This is a full day-bed with a layer of chocolate on top.

The image below of the couch may look like something out of a jail cell, but you don’t get chocolate in such a place.

Those lonely hours can just melt away if you lay or sit on it and eat it at the same time.

Ponytail train handle

Another really creative way to advertise. This time, it’s a hair salon, promoting itself with the help of these train handles in the shape of ponytails.

Looks pretty impressive, but I wonder what the handles are made of. Hope they aren’t real human hair. That would be pretty freaky.

Most painful insect bite

The bullet ant is supposed to have the most painful bite in the animal kingdom and has some painful rituals associated with it.

The most painful bite part is a little doubtful. I mean what about being ripped apart by a gator’s jaws or a lion? Maybe they meant a bite that doesn’t kill or dismember you.

In any case, the pain is not to be taken lightly. The ant gets its name from the the intensity of the pain which victims describe as being similar to that from a gunshot wound (poor people were both shot and bitten).The most weird thing associated with the ants are the rituals that a Brazilian tribe practices.

To be regarded as a man, boys must let themselves be bitten by hundreds of these and suffer excruciating pain. How lovely is that?



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